Gyro advertises a self-screwing bulb, which has only a '3% chance of turning evil.' No guesses as to what happens next.The ad for Funso's Fun Zone invites listeners to enjoy their ball pit ('sanitized every six months - Wow, that's clean!') and their famous fruit punch ('Punch not free, please do not steal punch!').According to Huey, Louie's Kids is under investigation in 49 states.The scene where Louie negotiates with Mallard Hitchcock to get Dewey a role in his new movie, is hilarious:.The titles of Mallard Hitchcock's movies include: The Quacking Dead, The Screaming Duck, and The Screaming Duck 2: The Screaming Duck Screams Again, Only This Time Louder.but because he's seen Della hurt other people with them. Even funnier when you consider that they're all probably dangerous not because they've hurt him.

Becomes either less funny or more funny when you consider that most of those things are perfectly safe.

One imagines Donald updated his list after that.

It gets better when the same story introduces Porifera Elektrikus, a species of sponge that's electric and can electrocute you if you so much as touch the water they're in.

We don't get to see the top of the list, but at the very bottom, listed as #2347, is 'sponges.' Right below 'wax paper' and 'spring water.'

In the first story of issue #0, Donald has provided his nephews with a list of dangerous things.

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